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Trainspotting – How to get laid







Mark “Rent-boy” Renton: Excuse me, excuse me. I don’t mean to harass you, but I was very impressed with the capable and stylish manner in which you dealt with that situation. And I was thinking to myself, now this girl’s special.

Diane: Thanks.

Mark “Rent-boy” Renton: What’s your name?

Diane: Diane.

Mark “Rent-boy” Renton: And where are you going, Diane?

Diane: I’m going home.

Mark “Rent-boy” Renton: Well, where’s that?

Diane: It’s where I live.

Mark “Rent-boy” Renton: Great.

Diane: What?

Mark “Rent-boy” Renton: Well, I’ll come back with you if you like, but like, I’m not promising anything, you know.

Diane: Do you find that this approach usually works? Or let me guess, you’ve never tried it before. In fact, you don’t normally approach girls – am I right? The truth is that you’re a quiet sensitive type but, if I’m prepared to take a chance, I might just get to know the inner you: witty, adventurous, passionate, loving, loyal. Taxi! A little bit crazy, a little bit bad. But hey – don’t us girls just love that?

Mark “Rent-boy” Renton: Eh?

Diane: Well, what’s wrong boy – cat got your tongue?

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